The last time I wore skates, they had Barbies on them.

Bliss Cavendar

Girl In Restaurant: So what, are you all like alternative now?
Bliss Cavendar: Alternative to what?

[turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie] What do you think? "Zombie Killer of the Week"?

Tallahassee

James Brennan: [after being told that Herman Melville was such an overlooked nobody when he was alive that when he died, his obituary reported his name as Henry Melville] No, that's bullshit, seriously. Herman Melville wrote an 800 page novel that was a parable for the horrors of the whaling industry. He wasn't overlooked or left for dead - he was an impassioned man when he was alive! I hope that when I'm dead, I'm fortunate enough that someone calls me Henry.
Joel: Well one can only hope.

Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!

Joel

Fuck this weed is good.

Eric

Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.

James Brennan

Hey, James... you still have anymore of those baby joints?

Mike Connell

Tommy Frigo: Don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
James Brennan: Why?
Tommy Frigo: 'cause i'll jack off on your face.

Satin lives.

James Brennan

Like Pearl Harbor... never again!

Don Ready

These people are just excited about the savings.

Don Ready

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