Mike O' Donnell: Why are you dating him? He's bullying your brother.
Maggie O'Donnell: Who are you my father?
Tyra Banks: Do you know who i am?
Hannah Montana: I know you know who i am.
This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.Sydney Fife
Hi peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.Doug
Peter Klaven: Are you telling me that Robbie is your best friend?
Oswald Klaven: Yes, and Hank Marducas.
Peter Klaven: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the Realtor.
Sydney Fife: Hey check out these too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter Klaven: He does seem to be clenching.
Sydney Fife: Watch the leg... Boom!
Peter Klaven: He farted in my open house.
Sydney Fife: He sure did.
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!Peter Klaven
Ronnie Barnhardt: Are you all right?
Brandi: Physically yes, but psychologically? No!
Ronnie Barnhardt: Yuens, you guys are my infantry. One of you dies, God gave me another one.
Matt Yuen: Okay.
John Yuen: Awesome.
The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.Ronnie Barnhardt
Don't eat the corn dogs.Bobby
Zooey, you're about to marry a pleasure giver that's for sure.Sydney