Hell to the yeah!Madea
Ned Freedman: What are you eating?
Mike O' Donnell: I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry.
Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Tank: I would kick you in the ass, but my foot might get sucked in.
Alexis: Well I would kick you in the dick, but my foot might get Herpes.
The truth will set you free but before it does; It's gonna piss you off!Professor Turner
If I were your wedding, I'd be sleeping with one eye open...Liv
Your wedding better watch it!Liv
Your wedding will be huge... just like your ass at prom!Emma
Couscous - the food so nice they named it twice.Dale Denton
Matheson: You know you gonna die, right?
Matheson: I'm gonna kill the fuck out of you! I hope you enjoy these last seventeen minutes of your life.
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.Red
Saul: Sick! You threw up in my printer!
Dale Denton: I did.
Saul: You break it?
Dale Denton: I hope not.