Hell to the yeah!


Ned Freedman: What are you eating?
Mike O' Donnell: I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry.

Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau

Tank: I would kick you in the ass, but my foot might get sucked in.
Alexis: Well I would kick you in the dick, but my foot might get Herpes.

The truth will set you free but before it does; It's gonna piss you off!

Professor Turner

If I were your wedding, I'd be sleeping with one eye open...


Your wedding better watch it!


Your wedding will be huge... just like your ass at prom!


Couscous - the food so nice they named it twice.

Dale Denton

Matheson: You know you gonna die, right?
Saul: Yeah.
Matheson: I'm gonna kill the fuck out of you! I hope you enjoy these last seventeen minutes of your life.

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.


Saul: Sick! You threw up in my printer!
Dale Denton: I did.
Saul: You break it?
Dale Denton: I hope not.

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