Okay, guys, I know I sold y'all out, and I've been a real son of a bitch, and a shitty friend. Saul, I'm talking to you. Dale, you're a new friend, but, uh, I can make it up, okay? I forgot "bros before hos."Red
Red: Man, just listen: I would just appreciate it if both y'all would just take your shoes off; I mean, this is brand new carpet, you're tracking mud in here - Matheson, you've got British Knights on. I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987!
I feel like the nerd at the sleep-over that fell asleep at nine.Red
I used to use this gun when I was a prostitute.Red
Sit yo sexy ass down, so you can watch yourself die!Matheson
I may look tough, but I got a lot of feelings...and you hurt...damn near every one of them.Matheson
Mother of pearl!Maxwell Smart
Maxwell Smart: Well, you were no help at all.
Agent 99: How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
Maxwell Smart: I never said dusty.
It's okay, 99. Big people feel pain, too.Maxwell Smart
There was a guy in the bathroom - and he was really hot!Maxwell Smart
Agent 99: Did I hear something?
Maxwell Smart: Yes, there were some tap dancers in the hallway.
Agent 99: Did you see anything while I was dancing?
Maxwell Smart: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you that high.