Marcus, I just have one question for ya bro. How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car!Mike Lowrey
He steals our shit, kidnaps Julie, shoots at my wife. Oh, we beatin' him down. We beatin' him DOWN!Marcus Burnett
My shit always works sometimes!Mike Lowrey
Marcus Burnett: [to Mike] I'm not understanding, I - I really don't.
Store Clerk: [pointing gun at Marcus] Shut up!
Marcus Burnett: I mean, do you just attract violence?
Stake-out crook: Watching the place was my first gig.
Detective Sanchez: Oh, so does that make you union?
Damn, why am I tripping on shit I know is there?Marcus Burnett
You forgot your boarding pass.Marcus Burnett
Mike. Go downstairs and have a Coke and smile.Marcus Burnett
Marcus Burnett: Oh, man, that was cold.
Detective Sanchez: Yeah, so was your mama's bed.
[on Captain Howard and Captain Sinclair, having another vicious argument] They should just bone and get that shit over with.Mike Lowrey
Mike Lowrey: You know what man? I'm so sick of this bullshit. What, I'm supposed to APOLOGIZE for my family leaving me money? All I EVER wanted to be was a cop. I go out there and take it to the max everyday. I'm the first guy through the door and I'm always the last one to leave the crime scene. So you know what? Fuck you, and fuck them, and fuck EVERYBODY that's got a problem with Mike Lowrey.
Marcus Burnett: I love you, man.
Mike Lowrey: Fuck you Marcus.
Marcus Burnett: I do. You're cool. You're my boy.
Mike Lowrey: Shut up, shut up Marcus. Slow-ass driver. Drivin' like a bitch. Slow-ass.
Marcus Burnett: Why I gotta be all that? I'll take you and me off this fuckin' cliff if you keep fuckin' with me. Then it'll be what, two bitches in the sea. Huh, is that it? Is that what you want?
Mike Lowrey: Shut up, Marcus.
Marcus Burnett: My wife knows I ain't no bitch. I'm a bad boy.
I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.Mike Lowrey