It's me! It's me, Alan, Mom and Dad! I'm home! I'm back!

Alan Parrish

[as Daniel] My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.

Mrs. Doubtfire

Gwen DeMarco: No, the Commander and I never had a... thing.
Jason Nesmith: Well, that's HER story.

She's not a fan! This is a... this is a termite!

Jason Nesmith

Jason Nesmith: Okey dokey, Okey dokey. Lets fire blue particle cannons full, red particle cannons full, gannet magnets fire them left and right, and let 'em run all chutes. And while you're at it, why don't ya toss that at 'em killer
Jason Nesmith: That should take care of old lobster head shouldn't it?

It's like throwing gasoline on a flame.

Sir Alexander Dane

That was a hell of a thing.

Fred Kwan

Gwen DeMarco: Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.
Fred Kwan: You were... the umm, wait a minute, I'll think of it...
Gwen DeMarco: I repeated the computer, Fred.

Sir Alexander Dane: [Guy is grinning at Alex] What?
Guy Fleegman: I'm just jazzed about being on the show, man.

Brandon Wheeger: I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said.
Jason Nesmith: It's okay, now listen...
Brandon Wheeger: But I want you to know that I'm not a complete brain case, okay? I understand completely that it's just a TV show. I know there's no beryllium sphere...
Jason Nesmith: Hold it.
Brandon Wheeger: no digital conveyor, no ship...
Jason Nesmith: Stop for a second, stop. It's all real.
Brandon Wheeger: Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!

It's the simple things in life you treasure.

Fred Kwan

I see you've managed to get your shirt off.

Sir Alexander Dane

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