This is my third marriage. How do you think that makes me look?

Mr. Big

Don't blame marriage. She's married and she's not growing a national forest.

Samantha Jones

Carrie Bradshaw: What makes you think something bad is gonna happen?
Charlotte York: Because! Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and... something bad is going to happen.
Carrie Bradshaw: Charlotte... you pooped in your pants in Mexico.

So here’s to the groom, who got Carried away.

Samantha Jones

Carrie Bradshaw: Well hunny, what have you been eating?
Samantha Jones: Everything except Dante's dick.

Miranda Hobbes: The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.
Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.

Charlotte York: I always knew she'd marry Big.
Samantha Jones: You thought that after the second break up?
Charlotte York: Yep.
Miranda Hobbes: After the fifteenth?
Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha, we broke up a lot.

It's the last single girl kiss.

Carrie Bradshaw

The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.

Samantha Jones

I will love you forever, Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.

Mr. Big

Carrie Bradshaw: Women come to New York for the two L's: Labels and Love.

I let the wedding get bigger than Big!

Carrie Bradshaw

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