Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?

Hannah Lewis

I read somewhere, the reason most relationships break down is that each partner is waiting for the other to fix it. But if you want somebody to stand by you always, you have to be willing to do the same for them, even when they're acting like an idiot.

Joline

Dignan: Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredible this is going to be? - hang gliding, come on!

Son of a bitch! Anthony! Anthony! Bob's gone. He stole his car! He flew the coop while we were sleepin'!

Dignan

Jack, I'm 26 years old, I didn't run away from home.

Bob

Anthony: Why aren't you over there right now?
Dignan: Because we're fugitives... and he fired me.

Grace: When are you coming home?
Anthony: I can't come home, Grace, I'm an adult.

Anthony: Which part of Mexico are you from?
Inez: Paraguay.

Anthony: Fact: Dignan, the picture's not doing it for me right now.
Dignan: Well does the fact that I'm trying to do it do it for you?

One morning, over at Elizabeth's beach house, she asked me if I'd rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.

Anthony

Guy in bathroom: Hey, you're in the Army, yes?
Dignan: No, I just have short hair.

Pointless act! You don't give a 500 dollar tip to the housekeeper! That's inappropriate! That's inexcusable! That, I don't forgive! What were you thinking? What were you thinking?

Dignan

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