What are you gonna do with one shoelace? Floss your ass with it.Miles Logan
Miles Logan: Put your hands on the Oodles of Noodles.
Tulley: Chicken or beef?
Miles Logan: Chicken.
Le Fleur: Want to prove you are not a cop? Shoot him.
Miles Logan: No problem.
That guy Logan owes me $50,000... If I don't get it soon, I'M TALKIN'.Tulley
Carlson. I've got something to tell you. I'm not from West Covina. I'm from Internal Affairs.Miles Logan
Hey, this is the police. Move your busted-ass vehicle. Move, move, move, move. This is the LAPD. We'll pop one in your ass. We got guns and shit.Miles Logan
Miles Logan: Don't you ever get all up on this thing?
Carlson: I don't think I've ever gotten all up on anything, sir.
No, I'm over your head, because your head's up your ass.Miles Logan
"Can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a beautiful day."Miles Logan
Roger De Bris: This crazy Kraut is crackers! He crashed in here and crassly tried to kill us!
Carmen Ghia: Oh, Roger, what alliteration
Roger De Bris: Thank you, darling.
Leo: [to Ulla] We might have a position for you.
Max: Actually, we might have several positions for you.
Leo: What's your name?
Ulla: Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yansen Tallen Hallen Svadon Swanson.
Max: What's your first name?
Ulla: That was my first name. Would you like to know my last name?
Max: We don't have the time.