Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.

Smokey

For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same.

Craig Jones

You got knocked the fuck out... gimme my goddamn money... yeah payback's a motherfucker, Nigga.

Smokey

You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.

Smokey

Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.

Smokey

I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.

Smokey

Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.

Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.

Big Worm

You better get your ass off your shoulders and make that money.

Craig Jones

Craig Jones: [points across the street to Mrs. Parker] Look, look, she's bendin' over!
Pastor Clever: Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want!
Pastor Clever: [running across the street] Excuse me, Mrs. Parker? Mrs. Parker!

Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.
Craig Jones: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game.
Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.
Mr. Jones: [coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
Craig Jones: You call that game?

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