Andy! You GOONIE!Troy Perkins
ORV. Bullet holes. Bullet holes?Chunk
Mikey: You idiot! You glued it upside down!
Chunk: It looks fine to me!
Brandon Walsh: If God would have made it like that, you would be peeing on your faces!
Pinchers of power! You guys! I've been saved by my Pinchers of Power!Richard 'Data' Wang
Andy: -get out of...
Richard 'Data' Wang: -here!
Stef: Like now!
Chunk: How's this?
Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!
Brandon Walsh: If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!
Chunk: Looks fine to me.
Trust your dear old mother boys. Throw 'er into four-wheel drive and hold on to your hats.Mama Fratelli
Mama Fratelli: Come to mama Slothy, come on hmm?
Sloth: Mama, you've been bad.
Mama Fratelli: Oh, Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good.
Mama Fratelli: You remember that song I used to sing to you?
Mama Fratelli: You were little back then?
Mama Fratelli: Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall...
Sloth: Break! Fall!
Mama Fratelli: No! I only dropped once.
Mama Fratelli: Well, maybe twice. No Sloth! Put me down!
[in Spanish; subtitled] My God, I'm in a crazy house!Rosalita
Chunk: Look at this. They've got Misissippi Mud and they've got Chocolate Eruption and they've got what?
Chunk: It's a stiff.
Senior Jerk Alert!Mouth
Mikey: [to One-Eyed Willie] Hi Willie. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far.
Mikey: So... that's why they call you One-Eyed Willie... One-Eyed Willie.
Mikey: We had a long comment, huh, Willie? You know something, Willie? You're the first Goonie.
Mikey: Yo. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willie... One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie. Those are my friends... the Goonies.
Mikey: How long have you guys been standing there?
Brandon Walsh: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.