Jane: Oh yeah, I'm a real good caulker.
Kevin: [into recorder] Likes caulk.

Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: No.
Kevin: [takes hand lovingly] Jane, I REALLY need $50, can i have the $50?
Jane: [hesitant] ... No?
Kevin: [laughing] See? That was good!
[grabs Jane's drink]
Kevin: Jane, can I have your drink?
Jane: Sure.

Can you please find somebody else to be creepy with?

Jane

Kevin: What about you? You don't have any needs?
Jane: No. I'm Jesus.

What color is that - vomit?

Kevin

Kevin: [in Jane's apartment, with her showing off her dresses as she pulls out a loud-looking Gone With The Wind dress] What is that?
Jane: [holding the dress up to herself] Theme wedding!
Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?

Who the fuck is Bambi?

Clarence 'Coffee' Black

If you see an opposum, kill it. It’s not a pet.

Jackie Moon

It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes.

Jackie Moon

Cover your sodas! Dewey loves sugar!

Jackie Moon

It's like the Titanic but with bears!

Jackie Moon

What don't I understand, Cara? Please, help me out. What is it? Is it frustrating that you can't be with this person? That there's something keeping you apart? That there's something about this person that you can connect with? And whenever you're near this person, you don't know what to say, and you say everything that's in your mind and in your heart, and you know that if you could just be together, that this person would help you become the best possible version of yourself?

Dan Burns

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