Chas: I've had a rough year, dad.
Royal: I know you have, Chassie.
Richie: I wrote a suicide note.
Chas: You did?
Richie: Yeah, right after I regained consciousness.
I didn't think so much of him at first. But now I get it, he's everything that I'm not.Royal
[after learning from an investigator that Margot had been previously married and has had affairs with both men and women] So, she smokes.Raleigh
You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!Royal
Henry Sherman: How much is he paying you?
Pagoda: I don't know what you're talking about.
Eli: Did I hit the dog?
Eli: Is he dead?
Eli: I need help.
Eli: You never even gave me the time of day till I started getting good reviews.
Margot: Your reviews weren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.
Royal: Are you trying to steal my woman?
Henry Sherman: I beg your pardon.
Royal: You heard me, Coltrane.
Henry Sherman: Coltrane?
Henry Sherman: Did you just call me Coltrane?
Henry Sherman: You didn't?
Henry Sherman: Okay...
Eli: I did find it odd when you said you were in love with her. She's married you know.
Eli: And she's your sister.
Richie: You dropped some cigarettes.
Margot: Those aren't mine.
Richie: They just fell out of your pocket.
Tennis Announcer 1: That's 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenenbaum. He's playing the worst tennis of his life. What's he feeling right now?
Tennis Announcer 2: I don't know, Jim. There's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying.