Let's shag ass.Royal
Eli: I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid.
Richie: But you didn't have a drug problem then.
Eli: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.
Royal: Everyone's against me.
Pagoda: It's your fault, man.
Royal: I know but dammit, I want this family to love me. How much money you got?
Pagoda: I don't have.
Royal: What? You're broke? You gotta be kidding me! How are we gonna pay for this room?
Ethel: How long have you been a smoker?
Margot: 22 years.
Ethel: Well I think you should quit.
Eli: I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.
Royal: Me too, me too.
Your mom kinda freaked me out.Russell Hammond
We are not Groupies. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids.Penny Lane
Penny Lane: I've made a decision, I'm gonna live in Morocco for one year. I need a new crowd. Do you wanna come?
William Miller: Yes! Yeah.
Penny Lane: Are you sure?
William Miller: Ask me again.
Penny Lane: Do you wanna come?
William Miller: Yes! Yes.
Fuck it! I'm... I'm gay!Ed
[entering William's bedroom] So... This is where the enemy sleeps.Russell Hammond
Anita Miller: It's unfair that we can't listen to our music!
Elaine Miller: Honey, it's all about drugs and promiscuous sex.
Anita Miller: Simon and Garfunkel is poetry!
Elaine Miller: Yes it's poetry. It's the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. Look at the picture on the cover, they're on pot.
Elaine Miller: You wanna be Atticus Finch. Oh, that makes me feel so good.
Young William: I like him.