Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.


Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.

Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?


Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major league yabbos.
Boon: Beverly!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.

Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?

You guys playing cards?


Viola De Lesseps: You have never spoken so well of him before
William Shakespeare: He was not dead before.

Viola De Lesseps: I have never undressed a man before.
William Shakespeare: It is strange to me, too.

Nurse, as I love you and you love me, you will bind my breast and buy me a boy's wig.

Viola de Lesseps

William Shakespeare: Follow that boat!
First Boatman: Right you are, guv'nor!... I know your face. Are you an actor?
William Shakespeare: [oh God, here we go again] Yes.
First Boatman: Yes, I've seen you in something. That one about a king.
William Shakespeare: Really?
First Boatman: I had that Christopher Marlowe in my boat once.

William Shakespeare: Can you love a fool?
Viola De Lesseps: Can you love a player?

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