Comedy Quotes
Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine... Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
You're goin' down. Chainsaw.
Ash
Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?
I spent an hour in my room last night talking to Fiorella LaGuardia, and he's been dead for forty years. Now where are the Ghost Busters?
The Mayor
Soon, the city will be mine and Vigo's... mainly Vigo's.
Janosz
Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back.
Vigo
Peter Venkman: [outside the courthouse] We're the best. We're the beautiful. We're the only Ghostbusters.
Ray: We're back!
Dana: His name is Oscar.
Peter Venkman: Named after a hot dog, you poor man, you poor, poor man.
Egon: Venkman, get a stool sample.
Peter Venkman: Business, or personal?
Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters.
Peter Venkman
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.
The Mayor
Talk Show Producer: No respected psychic will come on this show. They all think you're a fraud.
Peter Venkman: I am a fraud!
