She has her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western.

Dr. Lester

Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.

Charlie

You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!

Craig Schwartz

Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?

Craig Schwartz

Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.

Lotte Schwartz

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Detective John Kimble

As Phoebe O'Hara comes in front of the kindergartners to tell them about "strangers" Kimble looks her in the eyes and says "Show no fear!"... a reversal of her prior warning to him.

Detective John Kimble

Not so tough without your car, are yeah?

Phoebe

[Being interrogated by Pheobe and looking right at the special glass] Yeah, I know you're in there and I know want you want, but you ain't getting it, no leads, no testimony. You can take your cuffs and shove'em up your ass.

Cindy

He's a caca-poopoo

kid

You should be reading stories about bears that go shopping!

Detective John Kimble

Kimble, you've wasted years chasing after me, and what has it got you? Huh? Nothing! I'll be out of here in a week, and you'll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in. Yeah! I know all about you, Kimble. Without me, you wouldn't even have a life. My old lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you.

Cullen Crisp

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