All right, Lewis, knock em' dead. That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone.

Mr. Willerstein

[to Doris the Bowler Hat] I am NEVER going to invent you.

Lewis

Ooh, a Mini-Doris! I didn't know you could do that!

Bowler Hat Guy

Can Marion be a boy's name?

Bowler Hat Guy

Fritz: Look, honey, Italian food!
Petunia: I WANTED A SLOPPY JOE!

Lewis: Wait, what does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: ...Tom Selleck.

[to Wilbur] Mister, you are grounded... until you die.

Franny

[to Lewis] I'm not allowed to look at the time machine, let alone drive it!

Wilbur

Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes.

Bowler Hat Guy

Dude... I cannot take you seriously in that hat...

Wilbur

Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts.

If my parents figured out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave!

Wilbur

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