All right, Lewis, knock em' dead. That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone.Mr. Willerstein
[to Doris the Bowler Hat] I am NEVER going to invent you.Lewis
Ooh, a Mini-Doris! I didn't know you could do that!Bowler Hat Guy
Can Marion be a boy's name?Bowler Hat Guy
Fritz: Look, honey, Italian food!
Petunia: I WANTED A SLOPPY JOE!
Lewis: Wait, what does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: ...Tom Selleck.
[to Wilbur] Mister, you are grounded... until you die.Franny
[to Lewis] I'm not allowed to look at the time machine, let alone drive it!Wilbur
Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes.Bowler Hat Guy
Dude... I cannot take you seriously in that hat...Wilbur
Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts.
If my parents figured out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave!Wilbur