Will Smith: What's your daughter's name?
Will Smith: Damn why'd you do that man?
Will Smith: 'Ey, you Brickman?
Ollie: No. I'm just a guy who'd rather play in the dirt with his kid.
My Mum says my Dad has brown eyes because he is full of shit.Boy
Bart: If Gertie could see the shit you've been pulling.
Ollie: Gertie can't see anything, Dad. She's dead.
Bart: That's right, she is. But you aint. And neither is that kid.
Man cannot live on porn alone.Maya
Forget about what you thought you were and just accept who you are.Maya
Ollie: Come on, Dad. Don't you wanna live alone again?
Bart: Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.
Maya: I do it at least twice a day.
Ollie: Good God!
Gertrude Steiney: You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there!
Ollie: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey.
Gertrude Steiney: [crying] I wanna be a coked-out whore!
Try acting like a father, shithead.Bart
Okay, it's like this. My dog ate my paper. I checked, but he didn't poop it out.Boy
George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex." Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?Ollie