Ollie: Do you have any questions about what you saw?
Gertie: [thinking hard] Do you have what Brian has?
Gertie: [thinking hard] Is it as big as his?
Ollie: Sadly, yes.
"Cats" is the second worst thing that ever happened to New York City.Ollie
That was kinda sweet. I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.Maya
Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
Greenie: You gettin' a dog?
Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not Mommy!
Ollie: I hate you right back you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!
Teacher: Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. You know what it means. Last week, the assignment was to write an essay about your family. Who they...
Teacher: [class: "Are!"] And what they...
Teacher: [class: "Mean to us!"] Excellent droning.
Nacho: [after lifting Esqueleto over the wall at Ramses party] What about me?
Esqueleto: I don't think I can lift you. You are too fat.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: Ignacio, I have been looking all over for you, where have you been?
Nacho: I have been here. I have been sleeping.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: In a frilly shirt and slacks?
Nacho: They are my PJ's
Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on!
Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus.Nacho
[signing letter to Sister Encarnacion] Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss.Nacho
[singing] I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, to wipe my tears.Nacho