Beaver #1: What you get for lunch?
Beaver #2: Wood. What you get?
Beaver #1: Wood. Wanna trade?

Boog? What's that short for? Booger?

Ian

How many other animals are in on the conspiracy? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!

Shaw

Elliot: Lesson number 1: The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.

Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that?
Boog: Ahhh a loser! But check this out... behold the mighty grizzly... i look like a bear, i talk like a bear but i can't fish, i can't climb a tree, i can't even go in the woods
Elliot: Thats nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers
Elliot: I have a glass eye
Boog: I can't snap
Elliot: I thought log was a colour
Boog: I can't see my feet!
Elliot: I killed a man!

The woods is no place for a bear!

Boog

[Eating animal crackers] The giraffes taste the same as the elephants. That's messed up.

Boog

[Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.

Elliot

I got to rent movies, fuck with assholes, and hang out with my best friend, Dante.

Randal Graves

... I got nothing.

Silent Bob

May your first child be a masculine child!

Randal Graves

You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and fuck it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."

Jay

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