Hooper: Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a "Nubian"?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up!

This here is for my special lady. Lia. I'm gonna say that one more time. Lia.

Tank Evans

Stop fighting it, Cody! Just let go!

Lani Aliikai

Cody Maverick: [he and Big Z are hanging upside down] When do we begin training?
Big Z: What does it look like we're doing?
Cody Maverick: It looks like we're acting like a couple of fools.
Big Z: See? You're learning.

Mikey Abromowitz: They do it for the joy and the rapture and the slow-motion instant replay...
Reggie Belafonte: Say, why don't you go over to the snack bar and get yourself a big plate of shut up?

I know talent when I see it - TALENT! Once, I was rehearsing birds - toucans - for this musical review in Brazil...

Mikey Abromowitz

[reaches out to catch some rainwater in a water gourd in the treehouse that serves as his residence] Sure-fire remedy - learned it from an old medicine man... works every time.

Big Z

You wouldn't believe the amount of migraine medication I'm on..

Mikey Abromowitz

The stress is killing me.

Mikey Abromowitz

You know, we've known each other way back since, like... yesterday, I think it was.

Chicken Joe

Lani Aliikai: [Cody and Lani wash off under a waterfall] Can I ask you something personal?
Cody Maverick: Lani, we're in the shower! Ask me whatever you want.

Filmmaker: Do you have any other talents?
Cody Maverick: Heh, you mean like, singin' and dancin'? Naw, man, I just surf.

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