Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Cher

He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?

Cher

Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

Cher

Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.

Christian

Old people can be so sweet!

Cher

Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances.
Christian: I can see why.

Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

Cher

Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have three sides, it's like a circle.

Japanese Priest

Yeah, yeah! Gay love!

Kevin McDonough

Let's go junior high on them.

Chuck Levine

Chuck Levine: Would you wear a yarmulke? It would make my mother proud.
Larry Valentine: I'm not wearing a yarmulke. Come on.
Chuck Levine: I'm Jewish. I don't want to piss my mother off.
Larry Valentine: Yeah? Well, I'm Catholic. I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.

The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!

Chuck Levine

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