Mother-in-Law: In my day, the women stayed home. Not the lazy men.
Bobby Davis: In your day, men were busy building pyramids!

It's ok. I just hit my face!

Dudley Frank

Maggie: You coming back through?
Dudley Frank: Maybe. A biker never knows. A week, a month.
Dudley Frank: Six days, ten hours, 27 minutes, give or take six minutes for wind resistance.

Earl Bassett: Stupid son-of-a-bitch, knocked itself cold!
Valentine McKee: Cold, my ass, he's dead! We killed it. We killed it! Fuck you!

Sorry, Woody, about your situation. But you're a lying asshole. That's like an asshole's asshole.

Bobby Davis

Pardon my French!

Earl Bassett

Del Fuegos! Hide the bikes! Quick!

Woody Stevens

I think I have a plan. Why don't we throw a bomb the way we want to go and then when it goes off, we run like goddamn bastards! [silence] Pardon my French.

Rhonda LeBeck

Woody Stevens: That's not a discussion.
Dudley Frank: Yeah, that's a lawsuit.

[to Val] Well, thanks for everything, you know, saving my life and stuff.

Rhonda LeBeck

Doug Madsen: Did he just say "cracker"?
Dudley Frank: "Cracker-ass."
Doug Madsen: Oh, perfect.

Valentine McKee: What's it doing, Rhonda?
Rhonda LeBeck: Why do you keep asking me?

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