[to Remy] You were the one getting fancy with the spices!Linguini
Remy: [observing what Emile is eating] What is that?
Emile: [pause] I don't really know.
Remy: You dunno... and you're eating it?
Emile: You know, once you muscle your way past the gag reflex, all kinds of possibilities open up.
Remy: This is what I'm talking about.
Remy: This is me. I think it's apparent that I need to rethink my life a little bit. I can't help myself. I... I like good food, ok? And... good food is... hard for a rat to find!
Django: It wouldn't be so hard to find, if you weren't so picky!
Remy: I don't wanna eat garbage dad!
Rita: Evan, what happened? Did you fall in a mine shaft? Did you just come out of a coma?
Evan Baxter: No.
Rita: Were you attacked by a werewolf?
Evan Baxter: No, I wasn't.
I am going to be SO pissed if it doesn't.Evan Baxter
Chicken! September 22nd would be a good day for chicken!Evan Baxter
Have you been shootin' up Rogaine?Rita
God: I now issue a new commandment: Thou shalt do the dance.
Why do you sound like Evan but look like a Bee Gee?Rita
[to Evan] I love you!... I mean, I think we should hang out socially... I have a new ping pong table.Eugene
I can't even get my cat to use the litter box.Rita
Tripp: Do you have real feelings?
Paula: Of course I have real feelings!
Tripp: For what?
Paula: For you! And believe me I did not want that because I had a good life before you. Well, not good... but... it was okay. Well... it was empty actually, but at least I was blissfully unaware of how miserable I was. Where as now... because of you... I am acutely aware of how completely and totally unhappy I am. Thank you for that.