Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?Danielle
Kelly: Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?
Kelly: This fucker right here.
Hey, you guys know Matty? I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits.Kelly
[to Samnang] You better cure cancer, kid.Matthew
Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.
April: Is your name really Clitz?
Klitz: Yeah, with a K.
Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.
[to Klitz] I know this isn't professional, but I think you're really cute.April
Dude, am I ugly?Klitz
I'm in so much trouble.Matthew
Mr. Peterson: [while getting lap dance] So, what was the scholarship for?
Matthew: Moral fiber.
[makes out with Danielle]