Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?

Danielle

Kelly: Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?
[hits Klitz]
Kelly: This fucker right here.

Hey, you guys know Matty? I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits.

Kelly

[to Samnang] You better cure cancer, kid.

Matthew

Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.

April: Is your name really Clitz?
Klitz: Yeah, with a K.

Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.

[to Klitz] I know this isn't professional, but I think you're really cute.

April

Dude, am I ugly?

Klitz

I'm in so much trouble.

Matthew

Mr. Peterson: [while getting lap dance] So, what was the scholarship for?
Matthew: Moral fiber.

Excuse me.
[makes out with Danielle]

Matthew

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