Oooooh! Nice briefcase!


So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!


This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.


Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?

Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Rep. Rudd

You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!


Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.


Who's ready to discharge?


Congresswoman: You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
Paulette: Yay for Ohio!

Elle: Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capital Barbie.
Reena: She's so... shiny.

Emmett: You fall asleep during the West Wing.
Elle: Yeah, but have you seen what they're wearing?

Rusty Ryan: Are you alright?
Danny Ocean: Yeh, um, I just bit into a red pepper.
Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah?

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