Bingo! Right in the blowhole!

Mr. Wong

Yes it did! And that makes you, the queen of WHORES!

Norbit

Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!

Fantasy baseball player

Pete: There are five chairs in this hotel room!
Ben Stone: That's WAY too many chairs for one hotel room!

He has man boobs. That means he has bad jeans.

Debbie

Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: You mean, with emotion?

Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

Marlin: Where's my son? Where's Nemo?
Bloat: [frantically] Dentist! Dentist!
Marlin: What's a dentist? What is that?

Marlin: Wow.
Coral: Mmm.
Marlin: Wow.
Coral: Mm-hmm.
Marlin: Wow.
Coral: Yes, Marlin. I... No, I see it. It's beautiful.
Marlin: So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you were going to get the whole ocean, did you? Huh?

...and it was like wicked dark down there. How's it going Bob?...

Lobster

Darla: I'm a piranha! They're in the Amazon!
Dentist: And a piranha is a fish, just like your present!

Marlin: The water is half empty!
Dory: Hmmm. Really? I'd say it's half full.

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