Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!


"Who dat?!"

Sleeping Beauty

Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find...
Cheerleader: Ugh, totally ew-eth.
Cheerleader: Totally.

[After switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.

Puss in Boots
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Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
Snow White: Waiting to be rescued!

Ship Captain: [menacingly] You're finished.
[Shrek, Puss in Boots, and Donkey turn and stare]
Ship Captain: [apologetically] Heh. With your journey!
[points to land]

Look out! They got a piano!


[To Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... to you, and you and youuuuu.


God, I hate those fuckin' kids

White Bitch

NACHO... cheese Doritos are delicious!

Nacho Libre

Borat: Jagshemash! My name a-Borat! You did it! You make moviefilm have happy ending.
[Captain Jack Swallows comes on his wheel and runs Lucy, Peter, Susan and Edward over]
Borat: NOT!

White Bitch: [holding crystal] Let's start things off with a bang, shall we?
Edward: But you'll kill millions.
White Bitch: Billions. Come on. Let me hear you say it.
Edward: My family will stop you!
White Bitch: WRONG!

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