Comedy Quotes
Is that my sweet Rachel's voice I heard? Or am I just goin' meshuga?
Marilyn Hack
[everyone around her is arguing] Well what about me?
Whitney Taylor Brown
[during her "No Penis Intended" comedy routine after the nominations] Yes, I suppose I'll forgive him... in HELL! HA HA HA HA!
Callie Webb
All I'm saying is, have it there, have it there, don't shove it down people's throat. I don't run around going, "I'm a gentile, look at my foreskin!" I don't shove it down your throat, because I don't care.
Martin Gibb
Chuck Porter: You know what they say about blind prostitutes?
Chuck Porter: You have to hand it to them!
You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.
Lane Iverson
Marilyn Hack and trash, what a juxtaposition.
Chuck Porter
Question. Would it surprise me to tell you that I am 1/8th Mighty Choctaw?
Corey Taft
In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass, and a nightingale.
Corey Taft
Wilbur: Templeton, Charlotte is very sick.
Templeton: Yeah, and twisted.
Charlotte A. Cavatica: You're very kind.
Templeton: Don't go spreading it around.
I am gonna get me some rat!
Brooks
