I am never satisfied... it is a curse!Chazz
You put the bone in Zamboni.Chazz
Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating. Boom!Chazz
Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!
It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.Chazz
Jimmy: I call top bunk!
Chazz: No, I already did.
Jimmy: No you didn't.
Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.
Sorry I'm late. I was busy having sex. A lot.Katie Van Waldenberg
Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
Jimmy: THAT was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.
Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!Jimmy
Jimmy: Hey could you help me?
Little Kid: Strangers are danger.
Darren MacElroy: I'm un-adopting you.
Darren MacElroy: Well, legally I'm disowning you.