Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Mommy and Daddy would've wanted you to do it!
Stranz Van Waldenberg: Yeah, remember how they used to be alive?
Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!
Chazz: Are you an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.
Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?
How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice... With your weiner?Chazz
I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.Hector
He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.Hector
Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles.
I swear to god if you cut my head off...Chazz
You better not cut my head off!Chazz
I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.Hector