[to Andy] There you are Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name?Miranda Priestly
Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.Miranda Priestly
Other girls dream of working here. You merely deign.Nigel
Andy Sachs: [seeing Nigel with a black gown] I love that! Will that fit me?
Nigel: A little Crisco and some fishing wire and we'll be in business.
I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.Emily
Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily? Emily!
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.
Miranda Priestly: ...You have no sense of fashion...
Andy Sachs: I think that depends on...
Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn't a question.
A million girls would kill for this job.Emily
Andy Sachs: What if I don't want this?
Miranda Priestly: Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*.
Bore someone else with your questions.Miranda Priestly
Emily: One time an assistant left the desk, because she, I don't know, sliced her hand open with a letter opener. Miranda missed Lagerfeld who had boarded a seventeen hour flight to Australia. She now works at TV Guide.
Andy Sachs: Man the desk at all times. Got it.
[to Andy] You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choo's, I saw it.Emily