You are in desperate need of Chanel.Nigel
Andy Sachs: I thought only the first assistant went to the benefit
Miranda Priestly: Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become an incubus of viral plague.
I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?Emily
Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more poly-blend where that came from.Nigel
Jocelyn: [at a board meeting over the April issue] Well... they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking...
Miranda Priestly: Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.
Emily: Andrea, Runway is fashion magazine, an interest in fashion is crucial.
Andy Sachs: What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion?
You don't deserve them, I mean you eat carbs, for Chrissake!Emily
Andy Sachs: So none of the girls here eat anything?
Nigel: Not since two became new four and zero became the new two.
Andy Sachs: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Which is the new fourteen.
You went upstairs? Why didn't you just crawl into bed with her ask a bedtime story?Emily
You bet your size 6 ass!Nigel
Details of your incompetence do not interest me.Miranda Priestly
Jimmy: So Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Chazz: We're going to skate to one song, and one song [sings] I'm gonna get you get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps. My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.
Jimmy: How do you even know what that means?
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
Jimmy: No it's not, it's...
Chazz: It gets the people GOING!