Comedy Quotes
Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
Niiice!
Borat
This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.
Borat
High five!
Borat
Gipsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!
Borat
In my country, they would go crazy for these two.
Borat
Jak sie masz? My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!
Borat
[subtitled] Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only!
Borat
I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!
Borat
Mike Jared: I'm, er... recently retired...
Borat: You are a retard?
This is Orkin, the town rapist! Naughty, naughty!
Borat
May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq!
Borat
