We need somewhere to put our black asses, nigger.

Borat

I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

Borat

Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your neighbor.
Borat: [correcting him] Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay.

Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?

Borat

I will look through your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?

Borat

Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with hairless vagine?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette.

He is my neighbor, Nushuktan Tulyiagby, he is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

Borat

[narrating] He insist we not fly, in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.

Borat

Quick children, smash the Jew egg!

Borat

Dinner host: I called the police.
Borat: Why? Did the retard escape?

Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore! ... Not!

Borat

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

Borat

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