Moe: Mind your P's and Q's!
Curly: Don't forget to dot the I's!

You'll have to pay me to see this garbage!

Larry

Curly: Who's the tall guy in the fancy suit and top hat?
Ling: Oh, that's a snowman.
Larry: Yeah... But what's his name?

Lydia: Those three idiots crashed the party!
Mac: Who? The Kardashian girls?

Moe: [After a nun is hit with a giant church bell falling off a roof] Do you know that nun?
Curly: No, but the face rings a bell.

Curly: Uh-oh, he's snuffocatin'!
Larry: Don't worry, I know the Heineken maneuver!

Moe: He's got a headache. [to Larry]
Larry: No I don't!
Moe: [bangs Larry in the head with a hammer] How 'bout now?
Larry: Yeah, It's comin' on.

Kevin: Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Finch: No, our generation was definitely more mature.

Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.

Steve Stifler

Jim's Dad: I have not had a night like that since the 70s.
Jim: Don't need this.
Jim's Dad: You'd be surprised what you can do with a well-placed thumb.

Steve Stifler: I love the Twilight books. New Moon is my favorite!
Teen Girl: Mine too!
Steve Stifler: Oh my god, it's like, we have so much in common!

Jim's Dad: And who might you be?
Stifler's Mom: I'm Stifler's mom.
Jim's Dad: Oh! I'm Jim's dad...

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