I'm gonna nail Morelli.Stephanie Plum
We got this good cop bad cop thing going... Except were hookers.Lula
Stephanie Plum: They blew up our car!
Joe Morelli: Excuse me, who's car?
Stephanie Plum: Your car. You want it back?
Joe Morelli: How does a person eat like you eat and look like you look?
Stephanie Plum: Hey, why are you messing with my Tasty Cakes, huh?!
If you want information from Lula, you goin' have to bring her a snack.Lula
Jackie: Lula, a snack?
Lula: You always complainin'. It's hot. I'm hungry.
Damn skippy!Stephanie Plum
If you're doing something for the right reasons, nothing can stop you.Duncan
We bought a zoo!Rosie
Kelly: We need somebody who can take charge of this place, or else we and all these animals are gone.
Benjamin: So your question is...
Kelly: Why did you buy this place?
Benjamin: Why not?
At the risk of stating the obvious, you're insane.Duncan
Benjamin: I think you're incredibly pretty - please don't take offense if I don't hit on you.
Kelly: I'd be offended if you did.