I'm gonna nail Morelli.

Stephanie Plum

We got this good cop bad cop thing going... Except were hookers.


Stephanie Plum: They blew up our car!
Joe Morelli: Excuse me, who's car?
Stephanie Plum: Your car. You want it back?

Joe Morelli: How does a person eat like you eat and look like you look?
Stephanie Plum: Hey, why are you messing with my Tasty Cakes, huh?!

If you want information from Lula, you goin' have to bring her a snack.


Jackie: Lula, a snack?
Lula: You always complainin'. It's hot. I'm hungry.

Damn skippy!

Stephanie Plum

If you're doing something for the right reasons, nothing can stop you.


We bought a zoo!


Kelly: We need somebody who can take charge of this place, or else we and all these animals are gone.
Benjamin: So your question is...
Kelly: Why did you buy this place?
Benjamin: Why not?

At the risk of stating the obvious, you're insane.


Benjamin: I think you're incredibly pretty - please don't take offense if I don't hit on you.
Kelly: I'd be offended if you did.

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