Gary: You and Jill are so alike!
Jack: We are nothing alike, I promise you.
Jack: Jill this is Otto.
Otto: Nice to meet you.
Jill: (Yells) :Nice to meet you! He's homeless, right?
Jack: Are you whispering with a bull horn or something? Everybody hears you.
Jill: Are you going bald?
Jill: No no no, you're getting fatter, and your hair doesn't realize it needs to cover more face.
Statler: I always dreamed we'd be back here.
Waldorf: Dreams? Those where nightmares!
Your fans never left you! The world hasn't forgotten!Walter
Kermit: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know? Maybe you just need one person.
Miss Piggy: Oh Kermie...
Statler: Is this movie in 3-D?
Waldorf: Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!
Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.Fozzie Bear
There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi!Miss Piggy
Let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top!Kermit