Do you have any ideas how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?Sergio Roma
Aldous Snow: [as he is watching TV] Didn't I fuck her once?
[Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV]
Aldous Snow: I did fuck her.
Go home. Movie's over. Get the fuck out of here.Sergio Roma
You can't outrun me! I'm black!Sergio Roma
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.Aldous Snow
This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?Aldous Snow
Stacey Pilgrim: Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends.
Scott Pilgrim: Seven.
Stacey Pilgrim: Well, that's not that bad.
Ramona V. Flowers: We all have baggage.
Scott Pilgrim: Yeah well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes.
Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe.
Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous.
If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go-- I'll rip as many throats as I have to!MacGruber
Vicki St. Elmo: I'm a virgin.
MacGruber: Not for long.
MacGruber: Don't worry, this is just like Nicaragua.
Vicki St. Elmo: I got shot in Nicaragua!
MacGruber: This is nothing like Nicaragua.