Do you have any ideas how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?

Sergio Roma

Aldous Snow: [as he is watching TV] Didn't I fuck her once?
[Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV]
Aldous Snow: I did fuck her.

Go home. Movie's over. Get the fuck out of here.

Sergio Roma

You can't outrun me! I'm black!

Sergio Roma

When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.

Aldous Snow

This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?

Aldous Snow

Stacey Pilgrim: Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends.
Scott Pilgrim: Seven.
Stacey Pilgrim: Well, that's not that bad.

Ramona V. Flowers: We all have baggage.
Scott Pilgrim: Yeah well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes.

Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe.
Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous.
[Both laugh]

If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go-- I'll rip as many throats as I have to!


Vicki St. Elmo: I'm a virgin.
MacGruber: Not for long.

MacGruber: Don't worry, this is just like Nicaragua.
Vicki St. Elmo: I got shot in Nicaragua!
MacGruber: This is nothing like Nicaragua.

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