MacGruber: You're loco, man! Subtitles: "You're crazy, man!"
Now you get up there and work that pole like a Russian immigrant.Claire Foster
You put *your* junk in reverse!Phil Foster
If we are going to pay this much for crab it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!Claire Foster
I'd do it again you know? Us, you, me the kids, all of it. I'd do it again. I'd choose you every time.Phil Foster
...And will you, for the love of God, put on a fucking shirt?Phil Foster
He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!Phil Foster
Aaron: Let me get this straight: our dad was "bromantically" involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?
Claire Foster: Honey, If I'm gonna get whacked off, I...
Claire Foster: What are you smiling about?
Phil Foster: No, no, we might get bumped off. We're not going to get whacked off.
Claire Foster: I think we are!
I may be off, but I think it's in reference to blowin' a dude.Nick
Lou: "Here's a question: Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps. Here's another question: Do I give a f***?"