Hey you guys ready to let the dogs out?Alan Garner
That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that thing. It's legit.Stu Price
Alan Garner: [after learning the hotel room they had reserved only had 2 beds] Two beds is enough, we can share for a night. I'll bunk with Phil. That cool with you?
Phil Wenneck: No.
[repeatedly singing] And we're the three best friends that anyone could have!Alan Garner
Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!Stu Price
Hey man I can be your Doug!Black Doug
Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves!
Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Attention! Attention!
Phil Wenneck: God damn it!
Alan Garner: Gosh darn it!
Phil Wenneck: Shit!
Alan Garner: Shoot!
[In the wedding]
Alan Garner: How's my hair?
Stu Price: That's good.
Alan Garner: It's cool like Phil's?
Stu Price: It's classic Phil.
Stu Price: That is not Doug.
Mr. Chow: What're you talking about, Willis? That him!
Stu Price: No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow, that's not our friend, he... it's...
Alan Garner: The Doug we're looking for is a white.
Stu Price: Fuck!
Alan Garner: Your language is offensive.
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.Sid Garner