Favorite Comic Book Quotes
I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so... boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr.Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.The Joker
You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.The Joker
Selina Kyle: There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us.
Bruce Wayne: You sound like you're looking forward to it.
Selina Kyle: I'm adaptable.
You have nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.The Joker
When the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. You'll see. I'll show you.The Joker
[after he pricks Tony with his badge] Sorry, it's funny how annoying a little prick can be.Senator Stern
World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
Ivan Vanko: [watching Stark on TV] You come from a family of thieves, and butchers. And like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed.
[later, he works on a machine]
Ivan Vanko: There will be blood in the water, and the sharks will come...
If you're good at something, never do it for free.The Joker
[speaking to Harvey Dent] I don't get political points for being an idealist... I have to do the best I can with what I have.Lt. James Gordon
I took Gotham's white knight, and brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push.The Joker
Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.