Favorite Comic Book Quotes
Vicki Vale: What about your family?
Bruce Wayne: Actually, Alfred is my family.
Vicki Vale: You know, this house and all this stuff really doesn't seem like you at all.
Bruce Wayne: Some of it is very much me. Some of it isn't.
YOU SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP!The Riddler
The Riddler: Why? Why can't I kill you? Too many questions. Too many questions.
Batman: Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman, not because I have to be, now, because I choose to be.
Batman: You weighed a little more than a hundred and eight.
Vicki Vale: Oh really!
Batman: Let's go.
This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box. Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?The Riddler
Let's see if you bleed green.Two-Face
The Joker: Who's this loss?
Bob the Goon: This is Knox, the reporter.
The Joker: Bad tie.
Two-Face: Don't worry people, no need for alarm, it's just a good-old fashioned, low-tech stick up! We're interested in the basics: cash, jewelry, cellular telephones. Just hand them over nicely, and no one will be hurt.
[are trying to sink Robin's boat]
Two Face: B12!
The Riddler: Hit! And my favorite vitamin might I add.
Vicki Vale: What do you want?
The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?
Rachel Dawes: Who are you?
Batman: Someone like you. Someone who'll rattle the cages.
Bruce Wayne: I will go back to Gotham and fight men like this, but I will not become an executioner.
Henri Ducard: Bruce, please! For your own sake. There is no turning back.