Don't avenge me, Nancy. It'll be the death of you.

John Hartigan

You have ten seconds to tell us what your doing bringing COPS to Old Town!

Gail

[to Dwight] Here we are pal. All of sudden this doesn't look like the brightest idea you ever had, huh?

Marv

If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!

Valentine

Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.

Harry Hart

Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?

Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Calmly] I will be right back.

This whisky is amazing, you will shit.

Big Goon

If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform.

Harry Hart

[Quoting Ernest Hemingway] There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.

Harry Hart

Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world.

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin

Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure.

Valentine

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