Let's turn the clocks back. A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?

The Joker

Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money. It's about sending a message.

The Joker

Red Skull: "What makes you so special?"
Steve Rogers: "Nothing. I'm just a kid from Brooklyn."

You people are so petty... and tiny.

Thor

Security Guard: Are you an alien?
Bruce Banner: What?
Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.
Bruce Banner: No.
Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.

Pepper Potts: Natascha is here!
[Stark's new secretary enters]
Tony Stark: I want one!
Pepper Potts: No!

Let's put a smile on that face!

The Joker

Nick Fury:
[seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]
Nick Fury: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.

Why do we fall, sir? So that we might better learn to pick ourselves up.

Alfred Pennyworth

Call me when you want to start taking things a little more seriously.

The Joker

People will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.

The Joker

I'd love to leave my door unlocked at night, but this ain't Canada.

Justin Hammer

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