Favorite Comic Book Quotes
I love this job!The Joker
Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
Mayor: [regarding The Joker] What do we got?
Lt. James Gordon: Nothing. No name, no other alias. Clothing is... custom. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.
Salvatore Maroni: I thought the D.A. just played golf with the mayor, things like that?
Harvey Dent: Tee off's one-thirty, more than enough time to put you away for life, Sally.
Detective Murphy: Look at these ugly bastards.
Fat Thug: I don't feel good.
Detective Murphy: You're a cop killer. You're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck.
[Stark teaches Natascha how to operate his repulsor] Nail it!Tony Stark
This lone gunslinger act is unnecessary... you don't have to do this alone!Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes
[the War Machine rises from a platform]
[several droids surround Iron Man and War Machine]
Ivan Vanko: I hope you're ready...
Tony Stark: COME ON!
I wanna make Iron Man look like an antique.Justin Hammer
[to the unknowing boy] Nice work kid!Iron Man
[to Vanko] You look like you have friends in low places...Tony Stark
[looking through Natalie's resume]
Tony Stark: Look, she speaks Yiddish, Arabian, Russian, Latin... Latin? Who speaks Latin?
Pepper Potts: No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language.