You took away five years of my life. I'm just returning the favor!

Lex Luthor

Your father used to say you were put here for a reason.

Martha Kent

Alarm Guy: So why do they call him "the Joker"?
Safecracker: I heard he wears makeup.
Alarm Guy: Makeup?
Safecracker: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

Where is Harvey Dent!? I'll settle for his love ones...

The Joker

[to Batman] I don't want to kill you. You complete me.

The Joker

I love this job!

The Joker

Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Happy: Make-up?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

Mayor: [regarding The Joker] What do we got?
Lt. James Gordon: Nothing. No name, no other alias. Clothing is... custom. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.

[to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am.

Batman

Spying on 30 million people is not part of my job description.

Lucius Fox

Lt. James Gordon: It's a shame Sal's going to walk.
Harvey Dent: Yeah, well, the good thing about the mob is they keep giving you second chances.

Salvatore Maroni: I thought the D.A. just played golf with the mayor, things like that?
Harvey Dent: Tee off's one-thirty, more than enough time to put you away for life, Sally.

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