Gamora: And by the way... Your ship is filthy.
Peter Quill: Filthy? She has no idea. If we had a blacklight, it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Tony Stark: What's the vibranium for?
Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan...

The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened?
Gamble: So what are you proposing?
The Joker: It's simple: Kill the Batman.

Grissom: Your life won't be worth spit!
The Joker: I've been dead once already, its very liberating. You should think of it as therapy.
Grissom: Jack, maybe we can cut a deal.
The Joker: Jack?
The Joker: Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me Joker and as you can see I'm a lot happier.

Tony Stark: [about to jump out of a plane] Okay, give me a smooch for good luck, I might not make it back!
[Instead, Pepper kisses the "lips" of Stark's helmet and throws it out of the plane]
Pepper Potts: Go get 'em, boss!
Tony Stark: [diving after the helmet] You complete me!

Steve Rogers / Captain America: That wasn't so bad...
Dr. Abraham Erskine: That was the penicillin.

You need to keep BOTH eyes open.

Nick Fury

If you want to kill a public servant, Mr. Maroney, I suggest you buy American.

Harvey Dent

Happy Hogan: Do you need anything boss?
Tony Stark: I'm good.
Pepper Potts: No, I'm fine.
Tony Stark: I lost both the kids in the divorce!

Let the games begin!

Bane

I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny.

Valentine

Master Wayne, it's been a long time.

Alfred Pennyworth

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