Catwoman: I thought you were just going to scare the Ice Princess.
The Penguin: She looked pretty scared to me!

Peter Parker: I've been bitten.
Gwen Stacy: So have I.

[reading the newspaper] Iron Man? That's kinda catchy.

Tony Stark

Thor: [taking coffee for the first time] This drink... I like it! More!
[smashes the cup]
Darcy: You're going on Facebook!

Spider-Man: Ahem. You know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man.
Car Thief: Who are you? Are you a cop?
Spider-Man: Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?

[to robot, referring to fire extinguisher] Please don't follow me around with it either, because I feel like I'm gonna catch on fire spontaneously.

Tony Stark

[on the Winter Soldier] He's fast... strong... and has a metal arm.

Steve Rogers

Maria Hill: [from trailer] All set up boss.
Tony Stark: Actually he's the boss.
Tony Stark: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.

The Penguin: By the way, how's Fred Atkins, your old partner?
Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Fred? I believe he's... on extended vacation. He's good.
The Penguin: Good?
[Penguin takes out a severed hand]
The Penguin: Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.

You didn't see that coming?

Pietro Maximoff

By the way, do you have a first name, or do I just call you Bat?

Dr. Chase Meridian

[Quoting Ernest Hemingway] There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.

Harry Hart

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